Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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