she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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