ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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