Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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