East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
whose ass print is on the piano?
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
I am one with the molecules
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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