So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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