Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
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