I saw his package. It spoke to me.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
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