Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
You blacked out and then went around stealing other peoples phones and leaving yourself voicemails
I got two from random numbers, the first was me and said "Don't forget you murdered Josh in Wii Bowling"
The second Jenn said "You are ridiculously smart for drunk dialing yourself"
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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