This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
He kissed a someone with a penis
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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