LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
