We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Boobs speak an international language.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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