Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
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