let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
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