We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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