If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
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