My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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