they need to just BURY HIM!
Girls should come with a carfax report
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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