I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
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