Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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