so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
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