thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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