chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
you would pick up someone in the library
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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