So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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