just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
Randomize
