Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
Randomize
