it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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