You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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