my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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