So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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