Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
My dick has a subreddit
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Randomize
