you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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