Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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