Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
Randomize
