That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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