My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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