Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I want to be your penis for a week.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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