Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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