What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
You may now shotgun with the bride
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
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