The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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