Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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