how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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