After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
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