It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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