Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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