my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
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