im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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