I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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