You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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