i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
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